SEO Ryan Gosling

Hey girl, You understand me, like semantic markup

http://schema.org/

Hey girls,

Thanks for all the positive feedback on tumblr & twitter.  It was a difficult decision for me to go from acting to SEO, but your lovely tweets have reassured me that I made the right choice.

I have to go back to backlinking now, but I look forward to the day we can meet in person, and do the Google Dance.

Yours,

Ryan Gosling, SEO

http://topsy.com/seoryangosling.tumblr.com/

hey girl, I could explore the farthest reaches of the supplemental index, and never find a girl like you

http://www.seobook.com/archives/001545.shtml

Hey Girl, I love you more than Matt Cutts

http://www.mattcutts.com/blog/

Hey girl, I like that your backlink profile’s all natural

http://www.searchenginejournal.com/6-super-tips-for-creating-a-natural-backlink-profile/16447/

Hey girl, if I have all the love in the world, I would 301 redirect it to you

http://www.seomoz.org/learn-seo/redirection

Hey girl, I have a lot of Outbound Links, but you’re the only one I Follow

http://support.google.com/webmasters/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=96569

Hey Girl, You’re #1 in my Index.

http://support.google.com/webmasters/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=70897

Hey Girl, Me.  You.  Let’s put on our Black Hats tonight.

http://www.blackhatworld.com/

Hey Girl I want to see my Link Juice all over your Landing Page

http://thekeywordacademy.com/link-juice-explained

hey girl, want to exchange links?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LinkExchange

hey girl, would you hold it against me, if I told you you have a great bounce-rate?

http://support.google.com/googleanalytics/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=81986

Hey girl, I hope your CPM isn’t too high, because I could look at you all day

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CPM

hey girl, for all the beautiful women in the world, you’re the rel=canonical

http://support.google.com/webmasters/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=139394

Hey Girl, I’d like to put some external links into your link silo

http://trafficcpanel.com/820/silo-structure-seo-method-that-lifts-the-pressure-off-link-building/