Hey girl, every time I look at you, my page rank goes up xx (submitted by Shelli)
Hey girl, content is King. You should be my Queen. (submitted by Peter Miller)
Hey Girl, I really like your on-page factors… Want to take things offsite?
Hey girl, watch out for Penguin— you’re over-optimized for “Gorgeous”
Hey girl, you’re the #1 result in my Knowledge Graph, for “love”
Hey girl, can I be your returning visitor?
Hey girl, I can’t get enough of you— let’s increase our time on site
Hey girl, I know you get a lot of page views, but I’d like to be your exclusive content
Hey girl, You’ll always be beautiful to me, like evergreen content
Hey girl, I spend every night, pinning my moments with you, to the pinboard, of my heart
hey girl, you stand out in my mind like a rich snippet
Hey Girl, I heard you liked memes.
Hey Girl, you’re not just another broad to me, you’re rel=”standout”