SEO Ryan Gosling

Hey girl, every time I look at you, my page rank goes up xx (submitted by Shelli)

Hey girl, content is King. You should be my Queen. (submitted by Peter Miller)

Hey Girl, I’d like to be the Authority in your Niche

We can make it a Google+ event:

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2012/06/1.html

(Source: socialryangosling)

Hey Girl, I really like your on-page factors… Want to take things offsite?

http://www.seomoz.org/blog/8-easy-wins-for-on-page-seo

Hey girl, watch out for Penguin— you’re over-optimized for “Gorgeous”

http://www.micrositemasters.com/blog/penguin-analysis-seo-isnt-dead-but-you-need-to-act-smarter-and-5-easy-ways-to-do-so/

Hey girl, you’re the #1 result in my Knowledge Graph, for “love”

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2012/05/introducing-knowledge-graph-things-not.html

Hey girl, can I be your returning visitor?

http://www.kaushik.net/avinash/dear-avinash-bounces-optimal-abandonment-ratios-data-drops/

Hey girl, I can’t get enough of you— let’s increase our time on site

http://www.huomah.com/Search-Engines/Search-Engine-Optimization/Behavioural-metrics-and-search-engines.html

Hey girl, I know you get a lot of page views, but I’d like to be your exclusive content

http://www.copyblogger.com/content-marketing/

Hey girl, You’ll always be beautiful to me, like evergreen content

http://www.wolf-howl.com/seo/evergreen-content/

Hey girl, I spend every night, pinning my moments with you, to the pinboard, of my heart

http://www.searchenginejournal.com/pinterest-link-building-seo-strategies/36951/

hey girl, you stand out in my mind like a rich snippet

http://searchengineland.com/how-to-use-rich-snippets-structured-markup-for-high-powered-seo-99081

Hey Girl, I heard you liked memes.

http://www.seomoz.org/ugc/how-to-use-memes-to-build-easy-backlinks-traffic

Hey Girl, you’re not just another broad to me, you’re rel=”standout”

http://googlenewsblog.blogspot.com/2011/09/recognizing-publishers-standout-content.html